Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Grow your INSTAGRAM account organically

Looking to grow your Instagram followers organically?

Follow these profiles and every hour or every day, un-follow and then follow again.





171 million Instagram https://www.instagram.com/instagram/
78.1 million Ariana Grande https://www.instagram.com/arianagrande/ 75.7 million Beyonce https://www.instagram.com/beyonce/ 72.9 million Justin Bieber https://www.instagram.com/justinbieber/ 
47.4 million Jennifer Lopez https://www.instagram.com/jlo/
42 million Demi Lovato https://www.instagram.com/ddlovato/ 
30.8 million Justin Timberlake https://www.instagram.com/justintimberlake/ 
51.3 million Katy Perry https://www.instagram.com/katyperry/
60.8 million Kendall Jenner https://www.instagram.com/kendalljenner/
51.7 million Khloe Kardashian https://www.instagram.com/khloekardashian/ 
75.3 million Kim Kardashian https://www.instagram.com/kimkardashian/
Kourtney Kardashian https://www.instagram.com/kourtneykardash/ 42.9 million
Kris Jenner https://www.instagram.com/krisjenner/ 13.7 million
Miley Cyrus https://www.instagram.com/mileycyrus/ 46.3 million
National Geographic https://www.instagram.com/natgeo/ 54.7 million
Nikki Minaj https://www.instagram.com/nickiminaj/ 59.9 million
Selena Gomez https://www.instagram.com/selenagomez/ 88.4 million
Taylor Swift https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/ 83.4 million 
The Rock https://www.instagram.com/therock/ 57 million
Vitoria Beckham https://www.instagram.com/victoriabeckham/ 11.5 million
samburskaya https://www.instagram.com/samburskaya/ 6.6 million
 kevin hart https://www.instagram.com/kevinhart4real/ 41.4 million
 https://www.instagram.com/amberrose/
 
Many people will follow the most recent followers of top accounts and thus you will earn more followers.

These numbers were as of June 29, 2016 (if I have time, I will update them as regularly as possible).

Please note, this method is not guaranteed and many accounts, if you don't follow back, many will unfollow you.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Doctors vs Dentist

Doctors vs Dentist!

A dentist was understandably nervous at his first extraction. 
His hand shook as he got the molar out. 
He lost grip on the instrument, and the tooth trickled down the patient';s throat. 
"Sorry...." said the doctor, "you're outside my specialty now. 
See a laryngologist, [throat specialist]."
By the time the unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much further down. 
The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry...."said the doctor, "you're outside my specialty now. 
You should see a gastroenterologist! [stomach specialist]."
The gastroenterologist X-rayed the patient. 
"Sorry...." said the doctor, " the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines. 
You should see an entomologist! [intestinal specialist]."
The entomologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. 
It must have gone down farther. 
You should see a proctologist! [a specialist in diseases of the rectum; anus].
Our patient is now on the proctologist's examining table, in the proper elbow-knee position. 
The doctor has inserted a proctoscope and is looking through it.....
"Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up there! You should see a dentist!"

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Old couple in bed



An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
 
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
 
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
 
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
 
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
 

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
 

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.  Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'


The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

Friday, June 10, 2016

My way to setup a computer


5/18/2016 4:55 PM

Here are some things I do when setting up a used computer or configuring a computer for someone.
  1. First, clean the hard drive. If you don't have a windows disk handy, add a new user, then remove all other existing users from the system.
  1. Setup the internet connection
  2. Download K9 web filter Click here
  3. Install Google Chrome here
  4. Install Adobe reader
  5. Add Adblock to Chrome
  6. Java Click here >>> then click here Verify Java version
  7. Install Flash Player 
  8. Install Opera browser 
  9. Install Mozilla Browser
  10. Install TeamViewer
  11.  

  1. Get programs from Old Version
  2. How to run windows services
    a.       Press Win + R on the keyboard
    b.      Type Services.msc and hit OK
    c.       Right click on the service the options Stop and restart the service. 
  3. Don't forget to setup your printer and scanner (if you have one)

More to follow
If you have questions or comments, please leave them below. 
Thank you