Jewish Friends...

'FRIENDS VS. JEWISH FRIENDS'
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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello.'
JEWISH FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
JEWISH FRIENDS: Will forward this.