Wedding Bride

At a frum chasuna, one of the waiters was going aroung to all the tables saying: 'the kallah is a zoineh, the kallah is a zoineh....'

 

His bad luck, and he ends up saying it to the kallah's father. 'What the hell are you telling everyone that for?!' he screamed at the waiter.'I don't know', he answered. 'The caterer told me to say it.'

 

The father storms up to the caterer, a good heimishe yid and screams at him 'How dare you tell the waiter to go arnd telling everyone that my daughter is a zoineh!!!'

 

The caterer starts laughing, making the father even madder and says, 'I told him to tell everyone that.....The challahs are mezoines'

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Credit: Miriam E.