Hillary Clinton

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtownChicago. Nothing is moving north or south.. Suddenly aman knocks on his window. The driver rolls down hiswindow and asks,"What happened? What's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse her with gasoline and set her on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."