Purim Q & A

Jewish Humor - Purim Jokes

 

1. Q. When did the story of Purim take place in the secular calendar?
A. In the month of may. It states clearly v'yhee b'may.

2. Q. On that note on what secular date did the yiddin leave Mitzrayim?
A. March forth.

3. Q. Esther computerized the story of Purim. What happened to it?
A. An Achash-virus destroyed it.

4. Q. How do we know there were telephones at the time of the Purim story?
A. We read how Achashveirosh gave Haman a ring and then hung him up.

5. Q. How do we know that Achashveirosh was deaf?
A. We read v'yehee b'yemay Achashveirosh who? Achashveirosh.

6 Q. How was the story of Purim publicized?
A. By the kings of the press and media as it says poras umudai.

7. Q. From where do we learn that we drink on Purim?
A. From its name Pour im Purim.

8. Q. How do we know Haman was a roofer?
A. He was called Haman Hagagi.

9. Q. How do we know Vashti was very fat?
A. It says asisa mishteh noshim.